On the first day of Christmas
I've often heard it said
It's nice to give someone you love
A loaf of homemade bread.
On the second day of Christmas
Two rolls of sticky tape
To help you wrap your Christmas gifts
For that extra special date
On the third day of Christmas
Three packages of Jell-O ---
The light dessert, the bright dessert,
Red green and yellow.
It's the fourth day of Christmas
And I bet you thought we'd miss you.
We didn't though and here you have
Four rolls of bathroom tissue.
On the fifth day of Christmas
Five treats of sugar sweet
We hope that you will all enjoy
That taste that can't be beat.
On the sixth day of Christmas
With 6 more left to go,
Take time to trim the Christmas tree
And hang some mistletoe.
We're sure by now you need a break
To have a nice cold drink.
Six cans of pop is sure to help
At least that's what we think!
For the seventh day of Christmas
We wondered what to do,
But then we found these apples
And we're giving them to you.
On the eighth day of Christmas
We're nearly out of rhyme
But here's 8 nice cookies
To enhance you Christmas time.
On the ninth day of Christmas
We know you're on the run
So we want you to stop
Relax, and have a chew of gum.
On the tenth day of Christmas
Ten eggs (not quite a dozen)
To scramble, fry or use in baking
Or any way that you love them.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
It was hard to choose
But by giving you 11 candy canes
We felt we could not lose.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Twelve fruits you'll find in here,
Sent with love and the hope
We've brought a touch of cheer.
And as a final note we add
"Merry Christmas and Happy New Year"
