To Flee or Not to Flee
(or What Happened to the Wizard of Oz)

I am sending the road show we did last time. The theme was musicals, but it could be adapted. We won almost all the categories and overall show with this one.  Judy Morton, WA (11/30/06)
 

TO FLEE OR NOT TO FLEE
(or What Happened to the Wizard of Oz?)
Written by Judy Morgan
With the help of Nikki Johnston & Teresa Obenauf
Morton Ward, Centralia Stake, Washington

 Scene 1:  Aunty M, Uncle Henry, are on stage with mops, brooms, buckets, etc. for cleaning.  Dorothy Enters Stage Rt. with Toto (Stuffed Animal in basket)

Aunty M:          Dorothy, where have you been?  We need your help.

Dorothy:           But my friends are going to the movies this afternoon, and I want to go with them.

Uncle Henry:  Dorothy, you know we need to get this done. Please don’t be difficult.

Aunty M and Uncle Henry exit Stage Left

Dorothy:           Oh, there’s always work to do. I never get to do what I want to do!

                        To the tune of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”

                        Out away from my family, I’ll be free

                        And I’ll do what I want to…Nobody’s telling me  

                        Chains & rules left behind me, on the run

                        Dancing, singing, and playing…endlessly having fun! 

                        (Throw down broom) 

Lights out

Scene 2: (Ballroom light, backdrop scene, Lights down low)

Pest Control Guy sprays across stage as lights come up. Left to Right

Dorothy is in Babylon    Middle Stage surrounded by Munchkins

Dorothy:           Toto, I don’t think we’re in Zion any more.

Munchkins (Primary kids) (in play clothes) (enter stage right) to welcome her: holding hands forming a circle around Dorothy and singing to the tune “The Wicked Witch is Dead”

                        Ding dong she’s here at last

                        Dorothy’s here, she’s in our grasp

                        Ding dong, we’re gonna have a blast

(Primary Children exit Right Stage while Young Women come in Left Stage.)

Young Women (come out in immodest clothes, too much make up, purple hair, etc.)

Sung to “We are the Lollipop Kids”

                        We always love to gossip and lie

                        Gossip and lie, gossip and lie

                        And if you want to be a part of our club

                        You’ll have to come and do the things we do

(Young Women exit Left Stage enticing Dorothy to follow while Men enter Right Stage)

Pest Control Guy leads men, sprays across stage Right to Left

Men (Elders and High Priest come forward in overalls) 

Sung to “We are the Lollipop Kids”

                        We are the crude and rude dudes

                        The crude and rude dudes, the crude and rude dudes

                        We’ll make you cry and give you bad news

                        We’ll drag you through the mud to Babylon.

Exit Right Stage bravadostyle…Hands clasped above head, muscle man stance, etc.

Bad Witch:       (Enter Stage Left with broom that Dorothy threw down)

                        You’ve made your choice. You’re so far down you can never change!

                        We’ve got you now, my pretty!

Dorothy:           Oh no, I’ve been so stupid!

                        How do I flee Babylon and get back to Zion?

Good witch:      (Enter Stage Right waving wand) You must Hold to the rod, the Iron Rod.

                        It will lead you to the Bishop, the Bishop of Morton Ward.

Dorothy:           But that’s too hard, I’ll never make it.

Good witch:      Yes you will, Line upon Line, Precept upon precept.

Guys in suits bring in the iron rod from Left Stage; stand and hold the rod (which will get longer and move Stage Right as Dorothy  moves Left stage)

While singing the song, the ladies bring in a shawl, a loaf of bread, the scriptures and an Ensign, which Dorothy puts in her basket.

To the tune of  “Follow the Yellow Brick Road”

Relief Society ladies:  Hold to the Iron Rod, Hold to the Iron Rod

                                    Read the Scriptures, Pray a lot

                                    Commandments do obey.

                                    Be off to see the Bishop now

                                    The Bishop can help you repent because

                                    Because, because, because, because, because

                                    Because of the wonderful things he does

                                    Be off to see the Bishop, the Bishop of Morton Ward.

Everyone exits stage Left but Dorothy.

Pest Control Guy sprays across the stage Left to Right

She looks around and gets scared.

Scene 3:

Dorothy:           Toto, I’m scared. I don’t think I can do this by myself.             

Enter Scarecrow (Stage Rt.)….To the tune of  “If I only had a heart”

Scarecrow:       When ever you feel helpless

                        and stumble in the darkness,

                        You must exercise your faith.

                        Read the scriptures to be stronger

                        Sin won’t tempt you any longer

                        If you only have some faith

Enter Tin Man (Stage Rt.)

Tin Man:           Whenever you’re rebellious

                        Selfish, mean, and jealous

                        You’re going the wrong way

                        Let your heart turn to pray

                        Always keep the Sabbath Day

                        I can help you to obey

Pest Control Guy sprays half way across from stage Right

Dorothy:  Who are you?

Pest C.G.:  I’m the Pest Control Guy.  I’m flea-ing Babylon!  (exit Left)

Dorothy:   Me too! But it’s such a jungle out here!

They all leave the rod and wander around the stage saying….

All Three:         Liars, and druggies, and beers….Oh My!

                        Liars, and druggies, and beers….Oh My!

                        Liars, and druggies, and beers….Oh My!

Lion enters Stage Left with a Roar

Lion:  Roar…I see you need some courage.

                        Whenever you feel chicken

                        The wrong way you are pickin’

                        With some courage you can change

                        Choose some friends who will help you

                        The right path to get back to

                        I can help you to be brave.

Dorothy and her three companions go back to the iron rod and walk in place toward Left stage.  They freeze when music starts.

Ominous Witch Music….Witch and Monkeys Enter Stage Rt. Bring in Chrystal ball.

Witch:  Drat that girl, she’s leaving Babylon! Go and get her ! We can’t let her get back to Zion! Fly, Fly!

Piano plays ominous witch music as the monkeys surround Dorothy.

Monkeys enter and surround Dorothy to take her away from the Iron Rod.

Sung to “Hey Hey We’re the Monkeys”

                        Hey Hey we’re the Monkeys

                        People say we Monkey around

                        We’ll get you to-cussin’ and sinnin’

                        Cuz we want to put you down.

Dorothy dances away from the rod with the Monkeys.

(As they chase away the monkeys back off stage Right)

Scarecrow:       Dorothy, don’t give up now

Tin Man:           Don’t worry Dorothy we’ll help you.

Lion:                 You’re almost there, you can make it. Look, there he is.

Bishop enters Stage Left

Dorothy:           Oh, Bishop, Babylon is such an awful place.

Bishop:             I guess you had to find that out for yourself.

Dorothy :          How do I get back to Zion?

Bishop:             You’ve had the tools all along, faith, prayer and obedience. You just needed to use them.

Dorothy:           (While clicking heels of red shoes)

                        There’s no place like Zion

                        There’s no place like Zion

Lights dim………Lights back up as everyone comes back on then sing

To the tune of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”                       

                        So the moral of this tale

                        Is plain to see

                        If you keep the commandments

                        You will be truly free.                 

                        Building faith with our families

                        Growing strong

                        Reading scriptures and praying

                        We can flee Babylon.

 

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